– “Can you fax me a disk?”
– “Is that a capital ‘7’?”
– “Can I buy the Internet?”
– “Oh, you mean I need a modem *and* a computer to access the Internet!”
– “I have a 464 with 8k.”
– “It says I have 512 kegabytes.”
– “I’d like to buy a box of hard disks.”
– “My wife downloaded 20 megs of free space. Is that enough?”
– “The Internet — isn’t that a microchip?”
– “Every time I call you I get disconnected from the Internet!”