Stupid one liners

I was sat at home yesterday wondering why a frisbee looks bigger the closer it gets to you…
Then it hit me

I read somewhere that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic.

I went into the local butchers before and the butcher said to me I bet you �2 you cant reach those pieces of meat
I said I Wont bet.
He said why not.
I said the steaks are too high.

Shaba

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