A couple of rednecks are out in the woods when one of them falls to the
ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his
head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a
calm soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure
your friend is really dead.” There is a brief silence, then a shot is heard. The
guy’s voice comes back on the line. “Ok, Now What?”