Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.Q: What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?A: A blonde parade.Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?A: They don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It’s harder to get the legs spread on the ironing board.