A newly discovered tale of Dr. Seuss
I’m here to ask
As you’ll soon see —
Did you grope
Miss Lewinsky?
Did you grope her
In your house?
Did you grope
Beneath her blouse?
I did not do that
Here or there–
I did not do that
Anywhere!
I did not do that
Near or far —
I did not do that
Starr-You-Are.
Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek
Beneath her skirt?
And did you tell
the girl to lie
When called upon
To testify?
I do not like you
Starr-You-Are —
I think that you
Have gone too far.
I will not answer
Any more —
Perhaps I will go
Start a war!
The public’s easy
To distract —
When bombs are
Falling on Iraq!