Stan and Norm are out for a round of golf when Stan hits his ball into the
rough. As they are looking for the ball, Stan spots a beautiful blonde using a
bush for a restroom. He grabs Norm and they both hide behind a tree while they
have a look.
“This is incredible. A beautiful woman like that actually relieving herself in
the woods.” says Stan.
“Yeah,” says Norm “And I bet she won’t even wipe her behind when she’s
finished.”
Stan is aghast. “No way! A beautiful woman like that would never be so
disgusting.”
Norm replied, “I’m telling you she isn’t going to wipe.”
“How do you know?” asked Stan.
“I just do.” replied Norm. “I’m so confident, in fact, that I’ll bet you ten
dollars she doesn’t wipe her behind.”
“You’re on!” said Stan, thinking he was on to a sure thing.
Suddenly Norm stepped out from behind the tree and shouted “Hey, what do you
think you’re doing?”