What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!