Two old men are comparing their sex lives: Man 1: I can still do it twice! Man 2: Which time do you enjoy the most? Man 1: I think the winter. ——Saying that she is promiscuous is an understatement. She’ll go zero to sixty-nine in under fifteen seconds.——Then this guy walked up to the lady behind the counter and said, ‘Do you keep stationery?’She said, ‘Well, right up to the last minute, then my toes curl up and I turn into an animal.’