This blonde that was so stupid that…….
~ she called me to get my phone number.
~ she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”
~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
~ she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
~ she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK.”
~ she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~ she tried to drown a fish.
~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman