Snappy Comebacks

“What would you say if I asked you out on Friday?”
“Nothing. I can’t laugh and gag at the same time.”

“I’d have to be desperate and insane to go out with you.”
“So when should I pick you up?”

“I have a big date tonight.”
“How big is she?”

“What’s he got that I haven’t?”
“Do you want it alphebetically?”

“Have we met?”
“In your dreams and in your nightmares.”

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