These three guys needed to stay at a hotel. The lady at the desk
said that there was only one room with a king size bed left. The
men said they’d take it. One guy slept on the right, the second
on the left, and the third in the middle. That night the three
guys all woke up at the same time. The first guy on the right
said, “I had a dream that some one was pulling on my dick.” The
second guy said, “I had the same dream!” The third guy that
slept in the middle said, “I had a dream that I was skiing!”