Bubba and Earl are sittin in a bar on a hot summer day. Bubba say’s to Earl “Why does women like summa so much?” Earl say’s “Dunno?” Bubba say’s “cuz it’s skeeter season”. Earl say’s “how ya figga dat?” Bubba say’s “Simple, sketters dunt hafta pull down thar pants to give em a poke”. Earl say’s to Bubba “Yeah, but I got a bigga stinger”