If singers ever really sing about thier real lives, shouldn’t these people
be charged?
Celine Dion, Molester
“…I see you, I feel you…” (My Heart Will Go On)
Britney Spears’ boyfriend, Assault
“…Hit me baby, one more time…”
Melissa Joan Hart (In Sabrina The teenage witch, on ABC),
Stalking/Conspiracy
“…One way, or another, I’m gonna find ‘ya, I’m gonna getcha getcha
getcha getcha…”
The girl from the Beach Boys song, “Fun, Fun, Fun”, Speeding
“…and with the radio blasting goes cruisin as fast as she can now…”