Man : Doctor, so are you sure if I take these small blue
pills, as you suggest, I will get better?
Doctor: Well, sir, lets just put it this way–none of my
patients have come back to ask for more…
Mary : Johnny, its rude to keep reaching across the table
like hat just for a piece if bread. Haven’t you got
a tounge?
Johnny: Yes, but my arms are longer….
Larry: I just got a nice bottle od vodka for my mother-in-law.
Harry: Sounds like a nice trade…
Victoria: I woulnd’t marry you if you were the last person on
Earth!!
Vic : Well if I were, you wouldn’t be here now would you…