Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, “TWO PROSTITUTES…….$50.00.” A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail.Just at that time another car passed with a sign saying, “JESUS SAVES.” They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, “Well, that’s a little different, it pertains to religion.” So they took their sign down and the next day there they were, driving around town with a new sign which read……….”TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER……. $50.00!!!!”