Sign seen in London department store: “Bargain Basement Upstairs” Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: “Closed for official opening.” Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: “Please leave your values at the front desk.” Sign in a hotel in Athens: “Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.”Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: “The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.”