Sign in a Swiss mountain inn: “Special today — no ice cream.” Sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: “We take your bags and send them in all directions.” Sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room: “If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.” Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: “Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.” Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: “Specialist in women and other diseases.”