Sign in a Rhodes tailor shop: “Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.”Sign from the Soviet Weekly: “There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.”Sign in an East African newspaper: “A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.”Sign in a Vienna hotel: “In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.” Sign in an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: “Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.”