Once upon a time deep in the depths of the sea a sad squid was laying on the sea-bed feeling very sorry for himself and poorly.
All of a sudden a large shadow appeared above him and looking up he saw a large shark.
�Hello squiddy� said the shark �You don�t look too good what�s the matter�?
�Oh I have to get my pension today and it�s a long journey and I don�t feel very well today every thing seems to much of an effort�.
�No problem�, said the shark �I will land on the sea bed and you can climb onto my back and we will be able to get you to the post office in no time�.
The shark slowly landed next to the squid on the seabed and the squid climbed onto his back and hung on with his tenticles as the shark went off at a frightening speed for the squid.
After half an hour the shark slowed down and stopped.
All of a sudden everything went black above them and the shark and the squid looked up frightened, above them casting a great black shadow was a huge killer whale.
�Hello sharkey I�ve been looking for you, do you have anything for me� said the killer whale threatenly.
�Oh yes� said the shark, �Have a look on my back. �It�s the six quid I owe you�.