- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- she tripped over a cordless phone.
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
- she told someone to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK.”
- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”, she put “Sagittarius.”
- if she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.