Teacher: Peter why are you dancing round like you have ants in your pants?
Peter: Because i need the toilet miss?
Teacher: I will let you go to the toilet if you recite your alphabet!
Peter: Ok miss
Teacher: Go on then say them
Peter: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z!
Teacher: Peter wheres your P?
Peter: Half way down my leg miss!!