* I know when you’ve been bad or good, so let’s skip the small talk,
sister!
* Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
* Some of my best toys run on batteries…
* I see you when you’re sleeping – and you don’t wear any underwear, do
you?
* Screw the “nice” list — I’ve got you on my “nice AND naughty” list!
* Wanna join the “Mile High” club?
* That’s not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I’m just glad to see you!