Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, “My son is such a
saint. He works hard, doesn’t smoke, and he hasn’t so much as looked at a woman
in over two years.”
The other woman said, “Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn’t he not
looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn’t touched a drop of liquor in
all that time.”
“My word,” the first mother said. “You must be so proud.”
I am,” the second mother replied. “And when he’s paroled next month, I’m going
to throw him a big party.”