A boy is taken from his home because of physical abuse. After being in the
orphanage for a few weeks, he tells a social worker that he wants to leave. The
social worker asks him, “Well, do you want to go back and live with your father
again?”
“No,” replies the boy. “He beats me.”
The social worker says, “Do you want to live with your mother?”
The boy says, “No, she beats me too.”
“Well, then,” asks the social worker, “Who do you want to live with?”
The boy answers, “The New Orleans Saints.”
The social worker is taken aback. “The Saints? Why do you want to live with
the New Orleans Saints?”
“Because,” replies the boy, “They don’t beat anybody.”