Restroom GraffitiThe best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open. —-Women’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL – (not far from a major medical school)Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die. —-Men’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, ILIf you can piss this high, join the fire department. —-On the wall in the men’s restroom at a height of 6 feet. O’Ryan’s Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.Beauty is only a light switch away. —-Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.I’ve decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. —-Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. —-Armand’s Pizza. Washington, D.C.Remember, it’s not, ‘How high are you?’ it’s ‘Hi, how are you?’ —-Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? —-The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. —-The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.No matter how good she looks, just remember: some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. —-Men’s Room, Linda’s Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.To do is to be. – Descartes To be is to do. – Voltaire Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra —-Men’s restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. —-Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere. —-Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.Make love, not war. – Hell, do both, get married! —-Women’s restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.God is dead. – Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. – God —-The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. —-Revolution Books. New York, New York.A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it. —-Women’s restroom, Dick’s Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.JESUS SAVES! But wouldn’t it be better if he had invested? —-Men’s restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! —-Men’s restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.