You might be a redneck if…Birds are attracted to your beard.The diploma hanging in your den contains the words “Trucking Institute”. Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board. Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest. You’ve ever worn a tube top to a wedding. Bikers back down from your momma.You were shooting pool when your kids were born. Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet. You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. Your school fight song was “Dueling Banjos”.