You might be a redneck if…You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to “Georgia on My Mind”.You call your boss “Buddy”, on a regular basis. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. (Is that a bad mental image or what?)You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair.You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. Someone in your family says “Cum’n heer an’ lookit this afore I flush it.” Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.