What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them … and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
Lawyer’s creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
Lipstick.