“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.” — Hedy Lamarr
“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” — Elayne Boosler
“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.” — Gilda Radner
“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” — Maryon Pearson
“In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.” — Margaret Thatcher
“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.” — Gloria Steinem
“Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.” — Gloria Steinem
“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.” — Katharine Hepburn
“Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.” — Baroness Edith Summerskill
“If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?” — Linda Ellerbee