“Quotes About Cats”
“Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.”
– Dave Platt
“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”
-Anonymous {So true! My cats walks on me! – LadyHawke}
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.”
– Anonymous
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull
a sled through snow.”
– Jeff Valdez
“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.”
– English proverb
“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
– Ellen Perry Berkeley
“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are G-d.”
“One cat just leads to another.” – Ernest Hemingway
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message
and get back to you later.”
– Mary Bly
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject
to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who
suffered from insomnia.”
– Joseph Wood Krutch
“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their
next life.”
– Faith Resnick
“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They
are all owned by cats.”
– Anonymous
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The
wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
– Hippolyte Taine
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life:
music and cats.”
– Albert Schweitzer
“The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.”
– Ernest Menaul
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
– Colette
“No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
Unless my cats are there to welcome me.”
– Anonymous
“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.”
– Missy Dizick
“You will always be lucky if you know how to make
friends with strange cats.”
– Colonial American proverb
“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any
harm to ask for what you want.”
– Joseph Wood Krutch
“Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.”
– John S. Nichols
“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle
and will p**s on your computer.”
– Bruce Graham
“I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.”
“My husband said it was him or the cat … I miss him sometimes.”