This guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. A few minutes later the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy if he knew what he wanted.
The guy says ‘I’d like a quickie’.
The waitress flushes and says ‘That’s not funny. Now, what would you like to order.’
The guys says, ‘I’d really like a quickie’.
The waitress angrily storms off after this.
Another customer overheard the conversation. He leans over and says to the guy, ‘I think that it’s pronounced quiche…’