Q. If seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea, what are they called when they fly over the bay?A. bagels———————————————————————-Q. What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor?A. Make me one with everything.———————————————————————-Q. What’s the name of the ninth reindeer?A. Olive as in ‘olive the other reindeer’.———————————————————————-Q. What did George Washington say to his men before they got into the boat to cross the Potomac River?A. Men …. get in the boat…———————————————————————-Q. Why is a Texas tornado like a Tennessee divorce?A. Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer.