A queer walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, son. We dont allow queers in this bar.”
The queer says, “I need a drink really bad, honey. I’ll sit in the very back and be very quiet!”
The bartender thinks for a while, and says, “Alright. Only ONE drink.” The queer takes the glass of beer and sits in the dark courner of the bar. Suddenly, a cowboy walks in with snakeskin boots and a cowskin cowboy hat.
He walks up to the bartender and says, “I’m so thirsty, I could lick the sweat off the balls of a cow!”
The queer looks up uncertainly and yells across the bar, “Moo, Moo, Buckaroo!”
The bartender is taken to court two days later for letting a half-baked drunk queer in the bar.