Q. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?… Posted on August 6, 2015August 6, 2007 by admin Q. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A. If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever. Spread the love Related posts: The Taxi Ride. Cocky Gunslinger Un predicador daba un serm�n What’s head?