A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of
eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate
encounter with a beautiful young woman. “What a rip-off,” the man muttered. “I
have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a
beautiful woman.” Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon
snarled, “Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”