When Al Gore was 12 years old, he was a very punctual lad. Everyday, he would
arrive home from school at 3:45. One day, he wasn’t home on time and his mom was
quite concerned. When his dad arrived home for dinner at 5:30, he too was quite
concerned. After a few hours, they were both quite worried.
When the old man caught young Al sneaking in through the back door at 10:00 at
night, he was quite angry and demanded an explanation.
Young Al bowed his head and said, “Sir, I, I had my first sexual experience.”