Welcome to the Psychiatiric HotLine
If you are obsessive-compulsive…… Press 1 Repeatedly
If you are co-dependent……..
Ask someone to Press 2
If you have multiple personalities…… Press 3,4 and 5
If you are paranoid-delusional…….
We know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are manic-depressive……….
It doesn’t matter which number you press No one will answer.
Listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to Press.
Thank You for Calling & Have a Nice Day!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo