She is not:A BAD COOKShe is:MICROWAVE COMPATIBLEShe does not:GET PMSShe becomes:HORMONALLY HOMICIDALShe does not have:A KILLER BODYShe is:TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVEShe is not:A BAD DRIVERShe is:AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGEDShe is not a:PERFECT 10She is:NUMERICALLY SUPERIORShe is not:EASYShe is:HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLEShe does not:HATE SPORTS ON TVShe is:ATHLETICALLY BIASEDYou do not ask her:TO DANCEYou request a:PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCEShe is not:HOOKED ON SOAP OPERASShe is:MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATEDShe is not:COLD OR FRIGIDShe is:THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLEShe does not:WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UPShe is:COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATEDShe does not have:GREAT CLEAVAGEHer breasts are:CENTRALLY LOCATEDShe is not:A SCREAMER OR MOANERShe is:VOCALLY APPRECIATIVEShe does not:SUN BATHEShe experiences:SOLAR ENHANCEMENTShe does not:CUT YOU OFFShe becomes:HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLEShe does not have:BIG HAIRShe is:OVERLY AEROSOLEDShe does not:SHOP TOO MUCHShe is:OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS