“The Three Proofs”
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish
1 – He went into his father’s business.
2 – He lived at home until the age of 33.
3 – He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother sure he was God.
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Irish
1 – He never got married.
2 – He never held a steady job.
3 – His last request was a drink.
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Italian
1 – He talked with his hands.
2 – He had wine with every meal.
3 – He worked in the building trades.
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Black
1 – He called everybody brother.
2 – He held no permanent address.
3 – Nobody would hire him.
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Californian
1 – He never cut his hair.
2 – He walked around barefoot.
3 – He invented a new religion.
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Puerto Rican
1 – His first name was Jesus.
2 – He was always in trouble with the law.
3 – His mother did not know who his father was.