Q: How can you tell that President Clinton is sure he’s going to be re-elected?
A: He started dating again!
Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White House with a plane was insane?
A: Apparently he thought President Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night.
Q: What did Bill Clinton say when asked about the campaign promises he broke?
A: “They seemed kinda like marriage vows.”
Q: What was Bill Clinton’s favorite part of the Olympics?
A: The Opening Ceremonies because it was the only time he could be around an old flame and not have to dodge allegations.
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and announced that they had a very successful conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they discussed. When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: “The Ten commandments.”
Q: How is Bill Clinton like an unemployed school teacher?
A: He has no class and no principals.
Q: Why aren’t Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.