The other day I was sitting in the doctor’s office when a nun came running out of the exam room screaming and yelling. She was so upset, she didn’t even pay her bill, just slammed the door and left.
About a minute later the doctor came out and the nurse asked him, “Doctor, what on earth happened in there?”
The doctor replied, “Well, I examined her. Then I told her she was pregnant.”
“Pregnant? A nun? That’s impossible!”, said the nurse.
“I know it. But it sure cured her hiccups.”