Co-Dependent — finger-pointer.
Creatively Re-Dyed — blonde.
Differently-Organized — messy.
Differently-Brained — stupid.
Energy-Efficient — off.
Environmentally-Correct Human — dead.
Facially-Challenged — ugly.
Factually-Unencumbered — ignorant.
Financially Inept — poor.
Folically Independent — bald.