One night, after a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as
usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road. after looking at
her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living snot
out of her.
Some people passing by spotted this and called the police. As the police were
pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, ‘Shoot, I thought you’d
be tougher than that, Batman.’