Pirate walks into a bar Posted on June 1, 2015June 1, 2007 by admin A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch. The bartender says “Hey did you know there is a steering wheel hanging from you crotch?” The pirate says ” Arrrrgh! Its drivin me nuts!” Spread the love Related posts: $1000 bet. Man’s best friend. Dolly bird to doctors. The Top 15 Favorite Movies of Substance Abusers (Part I)