This guy goes to a psychologist. The psychologist shows him an
inkblot and says, “What does this remind you of?” The guy says,
“A naked woman.”
Then he shows him another inkblot and asks him the same question
and the guy says, “A naked woman on a bed.”
Then the psychologist tells to him, “You sick pervert!” The guy
replies, “I’m not a pervert, you are the one who is showing me
all these naughty pictures.”