Pick Up Lines That May Get you Killed
1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2. I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed
bag.
3. If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your
face.
6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s go
fuck.
7. Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass!
8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?
9. You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount
you or eat you!
10. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
11. Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?
12. I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I=3D 69?
13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open,
and I’ll put my head in