Pick-up lines for computer geeks

-Nice Set of Floppies!

-Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

-I’d like to play on your laptop.

-Need me to unzip your files?

-If you were an ISP, I’d dial you all day long!

-I’d like to boot up your PC!

-I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen!

-I’ve got a 21-inch… (Monitor)

-I’d get a T3 to watch your streaming video…

-Your homepage or mine?

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