Good Communication Skills – Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee – Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified – Made no major blunders yet
Work Is First Priority – Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially – Drinks a lot
Family Is Active Socially – Spouse drinks, too
Independent Worker – Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick Thinking – Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker – Won’t make a decision
Aggressive – Obnoxious
Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs – Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well – Speaks English
Meticulous Attention To Detail – A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities – Is tall or has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgment – Lucky
Keen Sense Of Humor – Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded – Back Stabber
Loyal – Can’t get a job anywhere else