Three friends decided to visit a prostitute.
It was a slow night, so she gave the guys a deal. “You can pay by the inch,” she said.
The first man leaves with the hooker, and comes back out.
“How much did she charge you?” asked the other two.
“$75 dollars,” said the first.
The second guy goes in, and returns after paying a fee of $85.
The first two were proud of their prowess.
The third man goes in and returns.
“How much did she charge you?” the first two asked.
“$20 dollars,” replies the third.
The first two start laughing hysterically.
“Hey guys,” replied the third, “I’m not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman