Three hunters decided if they got separated or lost, they would use the
yodeling cry “oh-lady-hoo” to help locate each other. One hunter got lost and
yelled “oh-lady-hoo” until he was hoarse but to no avail.
When it began to get dark, he gave up trying to find his friends, saw light at
a nearby farmhouse, knocked on the front door and asked the farmer if he could
stay the night.
“No problem,” he said, “I’ve got a spare room you’re welcome to use.”
Toward morning, the hunter was awakened by the farmer’s young daughter as she
slipped into his bed. In no time at all they were going at it hot and heavy and
in a few minutes she had an orgasm. Her cries of ecstasy soon brought an angry
father into the bedroom.
He had a loaded shotgun and said to the hunter, “You better get dressed real
fast ’cause you and me are going down to the barnyard to see if you can haul ass
fast enough to outrun a load of buckshot!”
As soon as they reached the barnyard, the frightened hunter took off like a
scalded cat, jumped high in the air to clear the barnyard fence, thought of his
missing friends, yelled “oh-lady-hoo” and instantly received a full load of
buckshot in his rear end.
As he lay on the ground bleeding profusely, the farmer walked up and said, “I
know my daughter pretty well and had my mind halfway made up not to shoot. But,
when you yelled, ‘I got the old lady too,’ that changed my mind real quick.”